google is great because you can ask something really obvious and nobody has to know
In which Derek Hale pulls a Hawkeye and buys out an entire building, and I now need all the fic in which he’s the most earnest and well meaning landlord, and his tenants put up with his ridiculous werewolf shenanigans, and there are rooftop barbecues.
"And there whole first floor is a gallery full of my paintings. They sell on pretty good price, actually. But any the money I get for he paintings goes to charity so.. " *shrug*
yes I am a believer. oh you meant god? my bad I thought u were talkin about aliens sir.
Today’s daily cartoon by Benjamin Schwartz.
hmm, yoga is kind of girly #nohomo
let’s rename it so it sounds manlier and make it just for the bros
for the bros only
WHY DO MEN NEED TO REBRAND EVERYTHING TOUCHED BY WOMEN?
SIT DOWN AND EAT YOUR YOGURT AND SALAD AND DO YOUR YOGA
FOLLOW UP YOUR INTENSE BROGA SESSION WITH SOME BROGURT AND A BRAH-LAD
I’m terrified that one day in the far future when aliens come to our world this is going to be what they find
Not the monuments we built or the art that we made
Instead the rest of the universe will remember us as the species that created ‘Broga’
I’m honestly getting really tired of men being so terrified of being thought of as feminine that they have to constantly rename things just to make them sound more manly. Makes me think that they’ve got egos the size of a flea.
This is just…
Obvious, but: this is especially poignant because they weren’t on speaking terms at the time. I mean John prettied himself up and had been on his way back to Sherlock when he was abducted, but I don’t think Sherlock knew about that. The last words John said to him before this moment appear to have been “Fuck off.” And Sherlock accepted that.
You may not want me in your life anymore, John Watson, but there’s no way I’m going to let you die.
"you should have went during lunch"
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)
Post racial Amerikkka
I’m so disgusted.
white people are ghouls
But the liberals wanna play and say this ain’t about race
do you want to know something?? I always wondered what the hell kind of hairstyle the Ancient Egyptians were trying to portray with depictions like these
until I did my hair this morning and
victims of the 90’s
Why is Hermione’s skin black o_o ? I am troubled here
Why wouldn’t she be? No where in the books did it say she was white. Also, why the idea of a black Hermione trouble you so much?
Now you know you cant have Black people in headcanons unless the book explicitly says she was a colored negro afro american chocolate ebony girl….